So I spent 2/3 of the day packing up orders for mailing (good). By which time it was too dark and/or late to dye or take cool pictures of... much of anything. Most of the rest of the day was spent trying to work out the server root path for the pattern file (bad). Gave up and put it on Ravelry in 5 minutes flat(not that I wasn't going to anyway, but I do want it on the website, too.)
Leafy Mitts, a fingerless mitt pattern knit in Aran to lighty chunky weight wool. Takes 95 - 110 yds, sized for hand circumferences of 6 1/2, 7 1/2 and 8 1/2 inches. Tested and proofread by an intrepid team of knitters to whom I am eternally grateful.
Price: $2.50 Canadian ($2 or less US)
In the meantime, in lieu of other content, can I buy you off with this?
Oh, and Rob would like to point out that he was the one who showed this to me, and is almost never in the doghouse. Though he does fold laundry voluntarily.