Men in tights. Don't say I didn't warn you!
The Swiss and the Czechs demonstrated the "grim and burly" esthetic to perfection (though the grim part might have been circumstantial):
Like their driving, the German physiques were impeccable:
and Croatia acquitted themselves rather handsomely:
The Italian speedsuits left perhaps too little to the imagination:
And I know I'm biased, but I'm pretty partial to our Canadian boys: