Sorry. I'm running out of upbeat ways to avoid admitting that I'm feeling considerably worse, and alternating between panic about the goals and tasks slipping through my fingers and crabbiness at the timing.
Nevertheless, I made pretty decent use of a day spent on the couch by designing a very chic (if I do say so myself) two colour hat that makes excellent use of two half skeins of BFL worsted AND knitting up two samples of said hat. It now has a proper chart and a tidy spreadsheet in multiple sizes and I have great hopes of typing up the verbal version for tech editing in the next few days. I've already got Rob working on worsted weight Duets.
There are no FO photos at this point, since my present appearance is on par with yesterday's zombie.
Speaking of zombies, and for the curious who asked... the eyeball was attached to her eyelid with regular scotch tape. Not a method I would personally recommend, and she didn't leave it there for long (though I agree that the hand-dyed optic nerve added a touch of class.) If one were to deliberately tape anything to the skin, I'd think surgical tape might be the better option. Unless, of course, you're allergic, in which case you'd wind up looking truly scary. (Do I need a "Don't Try This At Home" disclaimer on the blog now?)